To celebrate me apparently being a sexist bastard now, I am doing memes XD
Apparently calling another women a women even though you are a women is sexist now XD
So here is a meme to commemorate to this marvelous achievement I was able to pull XD
Behold tons of personal memes rolled into one spam disaster XD
And all answers have to be random and stupid, because bored XD
It is a endurance test to see how much stupid stuff to can do before you had it XD
1. First thing's first. What's your name?
Fart monkey pineapples
2. How about your age?
98481q757846ty78347895y57467 and a half
8. Zodiac sign?
My mom did not make love to rocks, so no idea why I would have one when I was born xD
old bottle cap
1. Eye colour?
2. Hair colour/style. Is it your natural hair?
grey blue orange monkey djjadfhujh, yes
3. Current fitness?
I can not fill a room
4. Skin tone?
izhjdsfhd black grey whirl lesband
1. What's your sexuality?
lolololololesbond les lesbond
2. Current relationship status?
buttfucking computer, no homo
3. How many relationships have you been in? And could you give a brief description of them?
1 and gay
4. What is your favourite feature of your preferred gender?
brains and women
5. Are you a virgin?
I an't no mary
6. How often do you go on dates with your partner? (If you currently have one). Perhaps tell where you went for your favourite date?
we go to tumblr, then pornz. endzzzzz forvezever
7. If you aren't already, do you hope to marry the person you are with?
ring can not be connected to wirez, call back later at 408 number
8. If you aren't in a relationship then do you have a crush on someone?
My foot on them currently, so yes XD
9. Where is your favourite spot to be kissed?
eyeballz, and bible
10. How old were you when you had your first kiss?
1 million years
11. Do you masturbate?
I can not bait any masters for that would be gay
*Seven Deadly Sins Section.
1. Would you be considered a glutton?
I do not know of this kind of button
2. A sloth?
I haz all of the toes
yes for all the gayz are the horn
my toe is bigger than my foot, I must kill him
I do not know the ninja turtlez
make it rain on this bitch
Wave that flag around, burn your eyes with the rainbowz
1. Ever done crack?
The buttz were all of the milkz
2. Smoked weed?
lawnmoverz are perfect for burning the lawn
3. Done meth?
meth is for the asains
4. How about tried speed?
cars arn't my thing
my vagnia is not heroric enough for life
mario divorced wife yes, she was awful
7. Do you often drink?
barrels of venom from vipers everyday
8. Do you watch any form of pornography?
big hairy gay man hairy nipples party 6
9. Ever stolen something?
10. Ever abused or bullied someone?
my computer fine ass
11. Ever been arrested?
Lice are not very good with handicuffs
12. Ever cheated on someone?
I confess, my horriable sin when I sleppled with my gameboy
13. Have you ever gotten alcohol poisoning?
then I diedz
14. Have you ever abused the use of over the counter drugs?
They have no of the buttz to spank
1. Are you still in school?
yes for it is my basement
2. if so, what grade?
all of the basement
3. Your best subject in school?
the gerbralz in classroom 3
4. Worst subject in school?
all of the chalk
5. Did you drop out of school?
hard to drop out of the floor
6. If you are in college, then what is your majour?
french guy who lesbos for beard
1. Describe your relationship with your parents.
deadz with the apple pirate ninjas of the third dimesion
2. Relationship with your siblings?
FUUUUUUUU I can not do anymore XD
The rest you see is the rest of the meme if you want to do it, I can not handle any more stupid comments from myself XD
3. With your family in general?
4. Ever experienced the death of someone close to you?
I remember when my tomagachi died... I'll never forget the trauma it caused me.
1. Do you have a lot of friends?
Sure do! *points to "friends" list on DA*
2. Would you consider yourself a loner?
Despite the fact that I stay in my room almost all day, leaving only to hunt for food in the kitchen....I'd say I'm pretty sociable. :3
3. Describe your style of clothing.
Whatever covers my sexiness is considered clothing in my book.
4. Briefly describe your childhood.
5. Best memory.
Being 5 years old and ignorant of all the corrupt, evil shit that goes on in the world.
6. Worst memory.
7. Best aspect of life right now?
I still have my personality...
8. Worst aspect?
I have no personality.
1. Do you have a religion?
2. Do you believe in God or a form of intelligent design?
I AM GOD! >D *power outage* Uh...let there be light? .......fuck.
3. Do people need to live by morals or just live to have fun?
Morals can be fun too! I mean, look at veggietales!
4. Briefly describe your top 5 most important beliefs/moral standards?
Hugs are the key to happiness
If someone doesn't like hugs, hug them anyway. They're just being an asshole and need more hugs than normal.
Cake is awesome
Inside jokes that only 3 people are going to get are FTW.
1. Do you have any allergies?
I'm allergic to stupidity. *rereads this journal* Well, I'm dead.
Mountain Dew: Code Red. Oh, and those enchiladas that are in the frozen section at Walmart!
3. Health problems(physical)?
I'm currently hungry. This, to me, is a problem.
4. Permanent injuries/scars?
There this hole in my belly that just won't go away. Not sure what that's all about.
Black because it's awesome.
2. Style of music?
Anything as long as it's not about pimping hoes and shit. That's my job, frickin posers!
If it's edible, I'll eat it.
My pajamas? *shot* |D Lol I generally just trow on whatever's in reach and hope it matches. XD
Ferrets, just about anything from the rodent family, moths, bees9Shut up, bees are badass), most birds. This list can go on forever really. XD
Poison Ivy. She's sexy....AND ITCHY! *scratches body frantically*
Don't you mean "hat"? *has an open book, pages down, on head*
Currently it's this one: www.youtube.com/watch?vQ_dZr…
The kind that keeps photos.
12. Band/musical artist?
Anyone from a black and white movie.
Drawing, gaming, looking at myself, the usual. :3
15. School subject?
17. TV show?
I don't watch much TV anymore.
Whatever I feel like doing.
20. Pizza toppings?
Where's my candy? D:
Sure, I'll have that instead of candy.
Actually, I'm straight.
23. Type of pie/cake?
The kind of cake without pie.
24. Flavour of ice cream?
26. Time of day?
It's 12:50 am right now.
Word, homie. *fistbumps*
I do not! I just showered.
Pure silence. Makes it easier to scare someone with loud noises....or soft ones depending on location. >w>
30. Vacation spot?
The forbidden zone known as "outside".
*Would you rather…(please briefly explain your answers.)
1. Live in the city or country?
Everyone lives in a country.
2. Travel by plane or by boat?
Boat. I honestly dislike flying.
3. Be deaf or blind?
Deaf, then I wouldn't be able to listen to liberal bullshit.
4. Wear hardcore gothic clothing or dress in all pink?
Pink is a man's color.
5. Stay human or be an animal? (If animal then what animal and why?)
But humans are already animals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel! *goes into the front yard, gets on all fours and begins grazing, all while mooing with a mouth full of grass as people drive by*
6. Be surrounded by rowdy teenage guys or preppy teenage girls?
Teenage guys, since I tend to scare away girls. I guess my sexiness is too much for them.
7. Stay at home or go out and party?
There's always a party at home, especially on the internet. (Party, in this case, means flame war)
8. Have a pet dog or a pet cat?
Whichever one lets me hug it to death.
9. Only be allowed to eat candy or only be allowed to eat raw fruits and vegetables?
Suger = sugar rush = energy. Only eating candy = INFINITE ENERGY!
10. Play video games or exercise?
What about video games while exercising? I mean, my thumbs get a work out all the time when I play.
11. Read or watch TV?
TV is utter shit these days...
12. Draw or paint?
Paint sucks. Photoshop is better.
13. Only be able to yell to speak, or be mute?
Yell. It's best to warn people when greatness is approaching.
14. Continue this meme or go do something more interesting?
I'm going to go to the nearest mirror to see how my self is doing.
*Personal Opinion Section.
1. Opinion of your appearance.
10/10. 5 Stars
2. Opinion of your personality.
3. Opinion of your family.
I'd rather not say.
4. Opinion of your friends.
Anybody who puts up with me for more than five minutes is pretty much awesome in my book.
5. Opinion on religion
Why ask this if I said I was religious before?
6. Opinion on homosexuality.
*see previous answer*
7. Opinion of school/work.
I don't mind work.
8. Opinion of modern society.
Modern society is the shit that refuses to flush and stay down.
9. Opinion of today's politics.
It's like a prositute - it's diseased ridden, corrupt, worn out, all around disgusting, yet, despite the fact everyone knows it's more rigged than a casino slot machine in Las Vegas, people keep coming back for more.
*What was the last…
1. Movie you saw?
It's been so long since I saw one.
2. Book you read?
Ben a while for that too.
3. TV show you watched?
Never watch TV anymore
4. Thing you ate?
5. Thing you drank?
6. Piece of art/literature/poetry you did?
LOL I don't write and my crappy Flickr doodles hardly constitute as 'art".
7. Person you kissed.
... I don't think ferrets count as people ...
8. Person you texted/Instant messaged/emailed?
9. Time you exercised?
I just turned off my PS#. which required me to get up. Phew, there's my exercise for today!
10. Dream you had?
I never dream.
11. Thing you favourited on deviantART?
Some random picture that was probably conservative in nature. Or something involving pokemon.
12. Animal you saw?
13. Time you cried?
I don't cry. I shed tears of manliness.
14. Time you laughed?
The other day when I read a comment in my inbox in which someone actually thought calling me childish names would piss me off.
15. Time you were furious?
Every time I pick up a newspaper.
*Have you ever…
1. Punched someone?
2. Kissed, or done more with, someone of the same gender?
I did try making out with the mirror, and my now severely cut tongue will never forgive me. x-x
3. Thrown up on someone?
4. Been thrown up on?
All the time. People usually thrown themselves upon me, though often times they're male and wearing blue suits with shiny badges.
5. Been to a rave?
6. Danced on a table?
7. Had a hangover?
Are you going to ask me anything I"ll say yes to?
8. Flashed someone?
No, but I tend to moon people whenever I bend over.
9. Sneezed more than 3 times in a row?
10. Found a large(ish) amount of money on the ground?
I think I found a dollar on the ground once.
12. Won a bet?
Wanna a bet what?
13. Lost a bet?
I never lose. >w>
14. Hugged a zebra?
Wouldn't that require three people?
15. Been terrified by a street mime?
16. Found a clown under your bed?
Yes, but the one I stuffed under there after blowing his brains out doesn't count.
17. Seen a ghost?
No, but I know they exist. They're always cloaking, locking down my machines and launching nuclear missiles at me!
18. Talked to an inanimate object?
Myself when I'm stationary.
19. Yelled at an inanimate object?
Usually my PS3 for not cooperating with me when all I'm trying to do is earn trohpies.
20. Punched an inanimate object because you were mad at it?
Yep. They never learn their lesson though.
21. Been caught doing something "naughty" by your parents?
Nope, they never catch me when I'm....naauuuuuuuuughtyyyyyyyyyyy.
22. Ever sang in the rain?
No, I sing and dance in the rain.
23. Danced in the rain?
See previous answer.
24. Eaten sugary junk food until you threw up then ate some more?
I can hold my sugar.
25. Managed to burn water?
Aqua Flambe is my specialty!
*Final Section. (I started running out of ideas, may make an edit later that has more sections –evil laugh-)
1. Did you like this meme?
I think a better question is "Did the meme like me?"
2. Would you do others that are similar?
3. Are you glad this meme is over?
Fucking yes! now I can go back to kicking ass on the interwebs and showing these dipshits why I'm king of the neeeeeeerds!
4. Now who are you going to choose as the meme's next victims? (Tag people if you like, not required.)
Tag is stupid. Hide and seek is more fun!